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Entries from January 2008

Game 36: 18%

January 10th, 2008 · 16 Comments

Jan 9, 2008: Cleveland 81 (loss) at Atlanta 90
FG          FG%         3P         3P%      FT     FT%   
2-11       .181         1-2       .500      0-0     .000
The weird thing? I’m not making any of this up.

1st Quarter Highlights:
11:41 Larry Hughes makes 26-foot three point jumper
11:00 Larry Hughes misses 15-foot jumper
8:08 Larry Hughes misses 19-foot jumper
7:46 Larry Hughes lost ball (Marvin Williams steals)
7:15 Larry Hughes personal foul […]

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Tags: 2007-2008 Season

Every time Larry Hughes misses a layup, God kills a kitten

January 9th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Game 35: Jan 8, 2008. Seattle 79 at Cleveland 95 (win)
FG          FG%         3P         3P%      FT     FT%   
4-11       .363         0-0       .000      1-2     .500

1st Quarter Highlights:
11:12  Larry Hughes misses layup
10:42  Larry Hughes shooting foul (Jeff Green draws the foul)
10:30  Larry Hughes misses 15-foot jumper
8:07  Larry Hughes misses 21-foot jumper
7:45  Larry Hughes misses driving layup
4:28  Larry Hughes makes 15-foot jumper
2nd Quarter Highlights:
5:22  Larry Hughes enters the game for […]

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Tags: 2007-2008 Season · Best Of

“It’s Your Fault”

January 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

In case you missed the video of LeBron responding to hecklers at the Toronto Raptors game. Absolutely brilliant.

I wonder if Larry Hughes would respond to hecklers in similar fashion????

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Tags: LeBron Speaks

Game 34: 50%

January 7th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Jan 6, 2008: Cleveland 93 (win) at Toronto 90
FG          FG%         3P         3P%      FT     FT%   
6-12       .500         2-4       .500      0-0     .000
 
Considering tonight’s game, discussing ANY player other than LeBron James seems like a total waste of time, but you’re here for some Larry Hughes so that’s what you get.
Nice game Bizarro Larry Hughes! All you need to do is repeat your 6-12 shooting performance […]

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Tags: 2007-2008 Season · Bizarro Larry Hughes

Game 33: 18%

January 4th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Jan 4, 2008: Sacramento 93 at Cleveland 97 (win)
FG          FG%         3P         3P%      FT     FT%   
2-11       .181          0-1       .000      0-0     .000

 
Top 5 headlines for tonight’s game:
“Larry Hughes Un-quiets Critics”
 Critics bored, decline to comment.
“Cavs Sick, But Eke Out Victory”
Entire team hit with severe case of Hughesitis. Team doctor says it’s linked to L-coli.
“Bizarro Larry Hughes Mysteriously Disappears”
Missing player’s alter-ego now missing. […]

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Tags: 2007-2008 Season