January 23 is a special day! Not only is it the anniversary of the deadliest earthquake in recorded history, it’s also the birthday of our very own Larry Hughes.
And guess who else was born on January 23rd? MacGyver!
Makes me wonder if MacGyver could use his Swiss Army Knife, a ballpoint pen, chewing gum, and some magnesium to fix Larry’s broken shot?
If not, don’t worry-we’ve got things covered. Here at HLHPSTSMBS.com, we try to take a proactive role in making our Cavaliers better. Sure, we could just sit back and take pot shots at Larry’s horrific shooting, but what if Larry doesn’t read the site?
Well thanks to the kind donations of the Cavaliers’ finest fans, I’m thrilled to announce we’ve raised $29.95 and purchased a special gift for Larry.
It’s an instructional DVD called “Better Shooting 2” and it’s coming to a 33% shooter near you!
Special thanks to these dedicated Cleveland fans for making this possible:
David Simmers, Ray Martinez, Donna Klett, Joseph Feldstein, Milton from the Philippines, Tom Nemcek, The City of Columbus, Mike Cooken-chicken, Greatgoo, Tim Farrell, and halftimeadjustments.com.
33 responses so far ↓
1 Melvin // Jan 23, 2008 at 4:41 am
Haha.. Nice cake. Well I hope Hughes can really read this post, he will be surely glad and his spirit will be lifted up. Did you really buy him Better Basketball 2? LOL
ANyway We also have our present for Hughes..^^
http://basketballnonsense.blogspot.com/2008/01/happy-birthday-larry-hughes.html
2 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 6:13 am
Hey just curious about what you guys are thinking about the big deal they are making about Lebron’s new shoe?
3 Shoot Boobie Shoot! // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:39 am
Bill, I’m pretty sure you’re a closet Detroit Pistons fan. Moreover, you seem to be confused about this website. It’s called, “Hey Larry Hughes Please Stop Taking So Many Bad Shots.” I’m sure there is a site out there for people who want to rant about Lebron. Go there.
I’m going to the game on Friday so I hope to see that Larry put his B-day present to good use. However, perhaps somebody should consider a Valentines Day gift (Bill we know you have a crush on the guy) of an instructional video on passing the ball.
4 Larry Hughes aka Mr. Glass // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:54 am
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me…
Oh shit, I just burnt myself pulling my cake candles out.
I’m going to have to be on the disbaled list until 2009 for enough time to recover…
5 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:25 am
Wow, shoot boobie how did you know that? You are pretty good, I was a big Detroit Fan until we got Larry Hughes. Hey I am glad you are going to the game because you are helping the Cavs pay for Larry’s salary.
6 Larry Hughes aka Mr. Glass // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:38 am
Bill,
Where are you taking me for me birthday?
I like Bahama Breeze, maybe pick up a bottle of chiraz for afterwards???
Your Man Crush,
Larry Hughes
7 Shoot Boobie Shoot! // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:50 am
The tickets were a gift so you’re wrong, I’m not. Despite that, I wouldn’t mind paying 1 billionth of Larry’s salary because I’m also paying part of Gibson’s, and I get to heckle Larry in person. Also, nobody said you couldn’t be a Piston fan and like Larry. As a matter of fact, they love him in Detroit.
8 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:16 am
Hey Mr Glass, you are just so funny! I think you guys are all jealous of Larry!
9 Larry Hughes // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:27 am
Bill is not my lover
He’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
10 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:35 am
You guys are great on this website, all you guys do is put people down, this is what is wrong with society!
11 greatgoo // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:35 am
And….. Bill and Larry Hughes still suck.
12 Shoot Boobie Shoot! // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:42 am
Rape and murder are examples of things that are wrong with society, Larry Hughes is what’s wrong with the Cavs, and Bill you are hilarious. Thank you Bill, you make my day.
13 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:44 am
Everyone,
I have to out myself….
I’m really Eric Snow
Please start a website dedicated to my inflated salary, you could be wasting your time on my site!!!
14 Mike Brown // Jan 23, 2008 at 10:54 am
Bill, who is wasting their time? You’ve been posting on here all day since 6 a.m.
15 Larry Spews // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:16 am
Did Bill just say that he has to “out himself?” VERY interesting. Hey shoot boobie shoot…Since you’re going to the game, check real close in that maze of ink that L.H has and let us know if you see the word “Bill” surrounded by a heart.
16 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:18 am
I am not BILL!!!!
I am Eric Snow, please address me as such…
17 The Original Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:51 am
There is only one Bill, somebody wants to be like me I know. Not only are they jealous of Larry Hughes they are jealous of me! So Eric Snow Bill you can get a new identity!
18 Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
I’m talking to myself
19 Larry Hughes aka Mr. Glass // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:56 am
Bill #1 & Bill#2,
Can you please figure out who is who and let me know.
I would like to know who I am meeting for my Birthday dinner tonight after the game.
Your Man Crush,
Larry Hughes
20 Gmoney // Jan 23, 2008 at 12:01 pm
There are too many Bill’s here and not enough Martinas Andryskevicius’s.
Happy Birthday, Larry, go ahead and get yourself another tattoo as a present. I recommend a brick wall on your forehead.
21 The Original Bill // Jan 23, 2008 at 12:03 pm
you are meeting that other Bill, you 2 belong together!
22 David // Jan 23, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Happy Birthday Larry!!!
I’m guessing a 4-13 shooting performance with 5 turnovers tonight against the Wiz…
23 Gilbert Arenas // Jan 23, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I manage to shoot better than Larry Hughes, even with that giant chip on my shoulder. However, I secretly want him back in DC which is why I always talk about him in my hilarious blogs.
We would have re-signed him too, if it weren’t for Coach Jordan’s summer job of Terrence Howard’s stunt double.
24 Tim Farrell // Jan 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hey! I am not a dedicated Cleveland fan! In fact, I kind of hate the Cavs. However, I just want Larry to keep reaching for that rainbow.
25 TK // Jan 23, 2008 at 3:27 pm
im so torn. i love this website but i also want larry hughes to start shooting better! what is a cavs fan to do? bring back terrell brandon. go cavs!
26 Will // Jan 23, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Quick sneak peek - Hughes shot 25% in tonight’s win vs. his old team. Fantastic.
27 Aussie Villa // Jan 23, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Hey guys… firstly, i am not a cleveland fan…
hell, i live in australia and would be hard pressed to find cleveland on a map if it weren’t for the drew carey show, but i have to say that i find this website freakin’ hilarious and will continue to check back regularly as long as mr hughes is throwing up bricks for the cavs!
keep up the awesome work!
28 Melvin // Jan 24, 2008 at 1:44 am
who’s the real bill here? i’m confused
29 Zmac // Jan 24, 2008 at 6:39 am
HAHAHAHAHA.
That present is an absolute classic!
I want to see and NBA day in the life of Larry featuring that gift.
30 Bill // Jan 24, 2008 at 9:12 am
Melvin,
I am the real Bill.
Sincerely,
Eric Snow
31 Drew Carey // Jan 24, 2008 at 12:08 pm
They filmed the show in california, which is lame right? The opening had shots of downtown, but that was about it…
32 E.F. // Jan 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
so, when do you think Larry will watch his b-day present? maybe in time for the game against the Suns?? Well what are your predictions for larry on the 25th? can’t wait for that game, I’m going to that game too!!
33 Bob // Jun 30, 2008 at 9:20 am
you guys got to Stop dogging larry hughes. man he tried his best to play with a stuck up deava but he couldn’t. just because lebron cryed for the ball and then ran the shot clock down with useless dribbling and then gave to the ball back to layy hughes with 7 on the shot clock isn’t his fault. it’s lebron. talk about lebron over rated ass.
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