Jan 4, 2008: Sacramento 93 at Cleveland 97 (win)
FG FG% 3P 3P% FT FT%
2-11 .181 0-1 .000 0-0 .000
Top 5 headlines for tonight’s game:
“Larry Hughes Un-quiets Critics”
Critics bored, decline to comment.
“Cavs Sick, But Eke Out Victory”
Entire team hit with severe case of Hughesitis. Team doctor says it’s linked to L-coli.
“Bizarro Larry Hughes Mysteriously Disappears”
Missing player’s alter-ego now missing.
“The Streak Is Over”
Cleveland player’s non-sucking-streak ends at 1 game.
“Hughes Injured In Cavaliers Loss”
Nasty hangnail wreaks havoc on star guard’s shooting performance.
11 responses so far ↓
1 steve // Jan 4, 2008 at 11:00 pm
man i really love this site and how much would they pay mike b if they play larry horrible hughes 12mill bra
2 ymca $baller // Jan 4, 2008 at 11:01 pm
man hughes is redicoulosly ass man this website is fuckin halarious i told every one i know about it bro
3 hughes lover // Jan 4, 2008 at 11:04 pm
larry hughes is a great player but just doent give a fuck any more he has so much talent and doesnt use it i rember he use to play with iverson as a rookie and marv albert said he was gonna be something great too bad man he dont give a fuck he got a 12 mill contract
4 Graig // Jan 5, 2008 at 8:33 am
As much as I want Hughes to go away, I kind of want him to stay to keep this site alive.
5 Kimpy // Jan 5, 2008 at 9:03 am
Hahaha. This is feakin hilarious. Nah, Larry Hughes still won’t get his percentage up and nah, he still won’t stop taking bad shots. But hey, at least you found a way to make us laugh. Priceless!
6 Joe D // Jan 5, 2008 at 10:03 am
Your site rocks. Whenever i watch the Cavs and Larry H is about to shoot I have that look like someone’s gonna stick a needle in you beforehand.
7 thesportsdiva // Jan 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I love your site. It’s hilarious.
8 Larryhugheshater // Jan 6, 2008 at 7:53 am
prediction for the Toronto 6 Jan game… 2 of 9 (22%), bricks all over the place with 4 turn overs in 29 mins… and blames it on non-shooting hand pinkie injury sustained from dunking ‘her’ only FGM.
9 Larryhugheshater // Jan 6, 2008 at 7:58 am
the other FGM was awarded becoz’ of an accidental headbutt off an offensive rebound, in which case resulted in a season (playoffs included) long head injury, bringing tremendous relief to the Cavs team which had to make-up for poor shot selections, turn overs and back-up defense from their “star” SG.
10 Larryhugheshater // Jan 6, 2008 at 8:03 am
my gosh… fire the prick for underperformance already.
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