With 2008 just around the corner, it’s time for New Year’s resolutions for the Cavs players and front office staff. With a record of 14-17, we’re off to a rough start so perhaps these resolutions could help the team.
Larry Hughes: “I will stop taking so many bad shots.”
Mike Brown: “If Larry continues to shoot poorly, I will threaten to bench him.”
Mike Brown (part 2): “If Larry ignores me and continues to take too many bad shots, I will slap the shit out of him.”
Mike Brown (part 3): “If the slapping doesn’t work, I will Karate chop his ass so bad, he’ll wish he was still in Washington.”
Devin Brown, Shannon Brown, Daniel Gibson, Drew Gooden, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, LeBron James, Damon Jones, Dwayne Jones, Donyell Marshall, Ira Newble, Sasha Pavlovic, Cedric Simmons, Eric Snow, Anderson Varejao: “I will never ever pass the ball to Larry Hughes. If Larry gets a steal, I will call a timeout, or I will steal the ball back from Larry to prevent him from shooting the ball.”
Danny Ferry:“I will stop consulting with my friend Jim Paxson when I am considering free agent acquisitions. From now on, I will only work with Chinese math prodigies”
Did I forget anyone?