Hey Larry Hughes, Please Stop Taking So Many Bad Shots

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New Year’s Resolutions for the Cleveland Cavaliers

December 30th, 2007 · 22 Comments

With 2008 just around the corner, it’s time for New Year’s resolutions for the Cavs players and front office staff. With a record of 14-17, we’re off to a rough start so perhaps these resolutions could help the team.

Larry Hughes: “I will stop taking so many bad shots.”

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Mike Brown: “If Larry continues to shoot poorly, I will threaten to bench him.”

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Mike Brown (part 2): “If Larry ignores me and continues to take too many bad shots, I will slap the shit out of him.”

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Mike Brown (part 3): “If the slapping doesn’t work, I will Karate chop his ass so bad, he’ll wish he was still in Washington.”

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Devin Brown, Shannon Brown, Daniel Gibson, Drew Gooden, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, LeBron James, Damon Jones, Dwayne Jones, Donyell Marshall, Ira Newble, Sasha Pavlovic, Cedric Simmons, Eric Snow, Anderson Varejao: “I will never ever pass the ball to Larry Hughes. If Larry gets a steal, I will call a timeout, or I will steal the ball back from Larry to prevent him from shooting the ball.”

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Danny Ferry:“I will stop consulting with my friend Jim Paxson when I am considering free agent acquisitions. From now on, I will only work with Chinese math prodigies”

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Did I forget anyone?

Tags: Best Of · Holidays

22 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Graig // Dec 31, 2007 at 11:39 am

    That was fucking hilarious. You, sir, run a fantastic and true website.

  • 2 InsideHoops // Dec 31, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Just a heads-up that your site was quoted on the insidehoops.com national nba rumors page today which is read by hundreds of thousands of people. Funny site you have, nicely done.

  • 3 Tom // Dec 31, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Thanks to Brian Windhorst for publishing the link to your site.

    I wanted to comment about Larry Hughes but stumbled over my computer and broke my hand. I’m out 4-6 weeks.

  • 4 Tyler // Dec 31, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Nice website, funny and accurate.

  • 5 Mark // Dec 31, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Love the blog.

    They should fine his ass $10oo every time he misses a jumper - $3000 if it’s a 3-ball. The Cavs might actually make money on that deal, too bad it doesn’t count toward the salary cap.

  • 6 Laredo Slider // Dec 31, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    LOL…great post. Have a great ‘08…enjoy the lottery pick…

  • 7 Ryan // Jan 1, 2008 at 12:55 am

    This stuff is hilarious mate. Keep it up.

  • 8 NATALIE TAYLOR // Jan 1, 2008 at 10:07 am

    I TAUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME THINKING LARRY HUGES WAS A BUM! BUT HERE I AM ON YOUR WEBSITE THINKING –TWO MINDS THINK ALIKE. I TAUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST THING DANNY FERRY EVER DID IN SIGNING L HUGES TO ALL THAT MONEY..HE GOT DRUNK AND TAUGHT FOR A MINUTE HE WAS SCOTTIE PIPPEN REINCARNATED AND HOOKING UP WITH MJ. I AM ALL THE WAY IN NJ–I CAME UP TO CLEVELAND TO WATCH A GAME, AND BOUGHT A SIGN –BUM HUGHES PLEASE DNT TAKE ANOTHER BAD SHOT. THEY LOST THAT NIGHT TO THE DENVER NUGGETS THAT NIGHT, HE DID NOT EVEN DO A GOOD JOB ON IVERSON. NOT TO SAY ANYBODY REALLY COULD. ANYWAY I HOPE THIS SITE BRINGS CLARITY TO DANNY FERRY AMNESIA ON WHY DID HE SIGN HUGES! WHAT DO YOU THINK IF WE COULD BRING THE X FILES IN ON WHAT IS THE CONSPIRACY OR WHAT ALIEN BEING IS ATTACHED TO HIS HAND OR HIS JUMP SHOT. I THINK FOX MOULDER AND SCULLEY IS LOOKING FOR WORK, MAYBE DANNY FERRY COULD GIVE THEM A GIG FOR THE SEASON–AKA CAV FILES. I AM A FAN OF YOUR SITE NOW, I WILL CHECK IN DAILY TO GET SOME GOOD LAUGHS, SEE U LATER

  • 9 Bricksalot // Jan 1, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Rumor has it Sasha and Larry stayed in New orleans to play a game of H-O-R-S-E after the hornets a game. word has it they are both still there.

    Ira Newble volunteered to sub in for either, but both seemed determined to finish the game and sink 5 baskets to get to HORSE.

    good thing Mark Price didn’t help any other Cavs during the off season with their shooting.

  • 10 THIS SHT IS HILARIOUS // Jan 2, 2008 at 2:43 am

    HILARIOUS

  • 11 Toothbrush // Jan 2, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Great site!
    I saw the link in Brian Windhorst’s Blog and I love this page.
    This is exactly how I feel about Larry and his shot selection (especially when he starts taking Jumper in 3 on 1 fastbreak situation as he likes to do…)
    I even dedicated a post on my blog, which is the only Cavs-Blog in germany, to your page ;) keep up the good work!

    it’s always good to laugh to avoid becoming crazy…

  • 12 lanceuppercutt // Jan 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    My friend and I realized that Larry has a teardrop tattoo for every shot he’s made in the playoffs.

    He’s about as clutch as Britney’s birth control.

  • 13 Freddieboy // Jan 3, 2008 at 10:42 am

    This is right up there with Paco Dermutt and Origami Boulder as one of the funniest sites of all time. Very nice work.

  • 14 thechronic // Jan 4, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in years. I’m afraid I’m going to wake up my kids I’m laughing so hard.

  • 15 yo.... // Jan 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    this blog is truly a laughing shit. i like the 3rd picture of mike brown…so fkin hilarious

  • 16 I like poopie // Jan 12, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    I just read this today (jan 12th) and I about crapped myself. The resolutions are hysterical.

  • 17 Basketball » New Year’s Resolutions for the Cleveland Cavaliers // Jan 30, 2008 at 2:27 am

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  • 18 rob-e-bob // Feb 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    freemason #32 was 6-16 tonight against the Rockets. Anyone see the shot took earlier this week, when he had a straight on 18 footer and hit the backboard first?
    Any opthamologists out there, weigh in-can his slight cross eye be fixed? maybe he can bring the monacle back in style, maybe one with bling and whatnot.

  • 19 Candice "Legs"Allen // Feb 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    The N.B.A. is a bad product right now. You have 14 teams with lousy records full of players content with just collecting paychecks. Who are the stars? Kobe the alleged hotel rapist? Kevin “Peahead” Garnett? Tim “Early Man ” Duncan? And then there’s the Pollard guy who plays for the Knicks. You know, the guy who wears the little girlie hair with the cute little pig tails. Now we know why Magic Johnson is laughing his head off when when we see him at N.B.A. games.

  • 20 meghan // Feb 21, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    you should turn your website into “hey larry hughes keep taking those bad shots”

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