Hey Larry Hughes, Please Stop Taking So Many Bad Shots

Sure it’s last minute, but it’s never too late to give a gift to your favorite Cavalier! Here are a few of my top picks:   

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For Larry Hughes

The Better Shooting 2 instructional DVD. “Incredibly detailed yet clearly explained techniques. All the basics for kids, and advanced concepts for high-level players & coaches.”

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For Sasha Pavlovic

Better 1 on 1 Defense instructional DVD. Cleveland fans, buy him 2 copies. One for the gym, and one for the next time he’s pouting in Serbia during contract hold outs. And Sasha, once you start shooting better, your offense can resume being your defense. 

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For Zydrunas Ilgauskas

Anger-enhancing supplements: Z you are big, but we need you angry! A little ”roid rage” would not be the worst thing that happened to this team. A good dose of Dianabol makes the perfect stocking stuffer. (Just make sure to lose the gift receipts.)

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For Daniel Gibson

The book Influence, The Psychology of Persuasion. This is one of my all-time favorites and Dr. Cialdini is a true guru. Daniel, read the book and use the techniques to convince your teammates to run more plays for you on offense.

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For Drew Gooden

The book, Plain Secrets: An Outsider among the Amish.  Drew, you’re a valuable member of this team and the Cleveland fans fully support your decision to “Go Amish”. But I’m not sure how your posse will feel about the no electricity rule. Read up! 

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For Mike Brown

The book, Fundamentals: 8 Plays For Winning The Games Of Business And Life, by Isiah Thomas. Coach Brown, this is your ticket to NBA success! Read it daily! And hopefully you can leave and coach the Knicks!