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Larry, we were hoping this year would be different. We really were. We read about your offseason workouts with Mark Price. But we just can’t sit through another 82-game season watching you take horrible jump shots and waste our team’s valuable scoring opportunities. We need more efficient offensive production from you. Until we see better shooting, we’ll be here to remind you that the Cleveland fans are sick of these crappy shooting nights.
The Cavs paid you $13 million last season. This year it’s another $12 million. You need to either shoot a higher percentage or start passing more to your teammates that shoot better than you do.
Could you please take better shots?
Pretty please, with sugar on it?
1 response so far ↓
1 rob-e-bob // Jan 7, 2008 at 10:11 pm
As a CPA I would recommend that Larry uses Direct Deposit for his paycheck. Less embarrassing.
Larry are you a member of the FreeMasons?
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